SO FUNNY :))))))
11:00:00 AM - Monday, 31 August 2009
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I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for
These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that
you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you
came home & didn't even notice I had anew haircut, had cooked your
favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in
2 minutes, & went
straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You
tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that
connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you
don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West
Virginia together! Have a greatlife!
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far
cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they
drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing
that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother
raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the
$49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence
that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all
of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit
the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets
to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens
for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime
From me. So take care.
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was
I hope that's not a problem.
*credits to ate hannah =) i got this form her blog.*
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9:17:00 AM - Wednesday, 26 August 2009
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*naglalakad papuntang medical plaza*
i was absent for one and a half day =) pano ko ba to ikkwento? HAHA!
basta, im not feeling well.
search nyo nalang yung TRICUSPID REGURGITATION kung gusto nyo.
HAHA. LOL. yun daw yung sakit ko eh =)
isama mo pa ang JUVENILE ARTHRITIS, LMFAO!
in short, im not healthy. HAHA! =))
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EVERY GIRL'S GUIDE TO FLINGS
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In her high heels, short skirts, and purple eyeliner, Rickie is known as the wayward friend of good girls Anna and Chrissy. Her string of meaningless flings, happening parties, and more boys lining up to ask her out make her the envy of every teenage girl—till she sets her sights on a very bad idea: Anna's ex. Is Rickie headed for disaster? Or will she finally fall in love and get her very own happy ending? "
Rickie is such a lovable character! You'll laugh with her, get frustrated with her, but all in all, you'll cheer for her. A book you will want to read over and over again, Every Girl's Guide to Flings is addicting and refreshing at the same time."—Candy magazine
TWO THUMBS UP FOR THIS BOOK.
eventhough, i cant relate to its story, i still love this.
It inspires everyone. =)
6:32:00 PM - Tuesday, 18 August 2009
eto na ang result. eto na. HAHAHA!
nakakahiya mang ipakita, ipapakita ko parin sa inyo.
bakit? wala lang. gusto ko lang magshare. HAHA!
at para na rin malaman nyo na hindi ako matalino.
nakakapagtaka nga kasi nasa first section ako tapos eto yung result sa exam ko.
parang ang weird naman. umigas! HAHA! ^^
so, eto na. wait wait. ((:
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GEOMETRY wala pa.
HAHAHA. kamusta naman yown!? kawawang nilalang )):
comment naman jan ^^
Labels: bagsak, grade, hate
THANK YOU && BORED
12:32:00 PM - Monday, 10 August 2009
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THANK YOU DITO, JEH ((:
ayun, im BORED! so so BORED )): wa kasi kaming pasok ngayon eh. mmp!
wala kaming pasok kasi nung saturday, exams namin then kahapo, work fest.
ayun, baka dahil dun. di lang ako sure. HAHA!
amboring talaga. wa akong magawa ngayon )):
Labels: boring, jeh, thanks
6:13:00 PM - Saturday, 8 August 2009
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just click the picture kung interesado kayo kung pano ako nagpaturo. HAHA!
sorry, di kasi ako marunong kung pano to papalakihin eh((:
weee! COMMENTS COMMENTS ((: thank you ng marami ke TITA JHABS! XD
ng dahil sa kanya, mas naging kagalang kagalang ang aking blog. HAHA! LOL! ((:
THANK YOU ULEHT. XD
so, BLOGGERS, you can now leave some comments on my entries.
COMMENTS ARE SO LOVED <333
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12:44:00 PM - Friday, 7 August 2009
hello :) i dont know what to say. i dont know what to write. I'm so empty right now. err! :
exam namin kanina. waaa! ENGLISH - VALUES EDUCATION - CHEMISTRY yung subjects. Medyo madali lang naman yung first two subject pero yung CHEM, aargh! Ang hirap mehn :((
T'was our first time na ginamit talaga namin lahat ng oras na pwedeng gamitin. Kung ppwede lang siguro, nagextend pa kami eh. Ang hirap talaga, err! Malaki ang posibilidad na bumagsak ako. Ainakoo. Magkkwento ako uli bukas kung ano mangayayari sa second day ng exams namin.
Wish me luck. Godbless. Study mode namun ako. Ciao! ^^v
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AFTER 11 DAYS :))
5:09:00 PM - Tuesday, 4 August 2009
All right. What's with the title? uhh .. :)) I have nothing in mind for a good and catchy title :)) So I guess you just have to deal with it. LOL! im just kidding :))
Why's my title like that is because, I haven't updated my blog for 11 days already :((
Whenever I sit on our computer chair, I tend to open my friendster account, my candymag's account and my facebook's but I really can't manage to open mg blogger's account. whoa! :))
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That's because, whenever I open 'http://imoutofmyleague.blogspot.com' and saw my blog unattended or lets just say, parang napag.iwanan na there's this energy that forces me to click the NEW POST and write a new entry. BUT, *yes! a big 'but'* I can really feel this disease of mine always. A horrible disease that almost all of us has and occurs everytime we have something to do. Do you have any guess?
... yea. you're right. its TAMADitis. ((: HAHAHA! ^^.
poor cae. get well soon ((:
its been a long time since I've visited my own website, and I quite miss blogging, though I found it hard to fix this, still I ended up happily and obtained my goal :)) with those days out of touch there were a lot of things happened to me.
okay, i'll start my short sharing now. ((:
Just a couple of hours ago, everyone was screaming when our Filipino Teacher entered our room. I'm so clueless why did they act like that. So, when he told us to settle down, I was shocked when I saw the jar he was holding and I found out that that was the reason why they screamed and freaked out because I remembered that the jar he was holding was the container where we put our letters a year ago ((:
Did you get it? I think it's kinda confusing. right? XD
*rewind ----. August 4, 2008 , he told us to write on a 1/8 sheet of paper about our feelings for that day, our not-so-private secrets, our inspirations, crushes and stuffs like that. And he told us that a year after that, which is August 4,2009, we are going to open/read those letters and try to find out if there's something that happened within that year.*
And yes, today is August 4,2009.
We opened our letters. waaa! I can't believe that the thing/feeling I wrote last year was just the same with what I feel right now. You know, stuffs bout L-O-V-E. HAHA! ((:
The climax of this is that, before he gave our letters to us, he first read it infront of everyone. what the heck, Talk about shame. waaa! >.<
pa.emote ha? kahit sandali lang. HAHA! ((:
pagbigyan mo na. minsan lang naman to e. o-k-a-y!
I came to the point that I no longer know what to choose. I'm the victim of my own feelings.
There are things in our life that we can't simply let go. No matter how much we got hurt, no matter what hell it's making us go through, no matter how much you wanted to give it up, still you can't 'just leave it behind. Even if your emotions are already giving in and can't take it anymore, there's still this 'part' of us that's holding on and still hopes for a better outcome; "Maybe someday, things will get better.. I can still wait for that moment."
done! )): If you dont get it, I'm sorry. I'll just explain nextime why is this and that and I'll elaborate that paragraph above. weee! :)) This isn't yet the right time for stuffs like that. So, nextime peers. Just wait and you'll find out why. XD
Okay, enough with that. EXAMS are drawing near :(( oh' GOD, help :((
im not yet prepared dear :(( haixt!
Another thing, I feel sorry for the Aquino family :(( May Corazon Cojuangco Aquino rest in peace.
*pahabol. thankyou kasi dahil sayo, wala kaming pasok bukas. ((:*
I LOVE YOU! ((: Eventhough it's complicated and I'm quite not sure if the stuffs you told me were all true , I still love you ((: PLEASE dont get offended if I have a little doubt. I just wanna make sure that what I am believing to right now is the truth ((:
before i'll end this, kanta muna tayo. ((:
STILL NOT OVER YOU -- Rihanna
'dont you know i've tried and i've tried
>to get you out my mind
but it dont get no better
as each day goes by
and im lost and confused
i've got nothing to lose
hope to hear from you soon
PS. Im still not over you'
THANK YOU FOR READING! XD kaya ito mahaba kasi parang matatagalan nanaman para maka.update ako ulit. weee! ((: hell week eh. mmp!
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